As If You Could Out Read Me Santa Christmas Shirt

Santa’s got a book, a mug of cocoa, and zero interest in being out-read. This vintage Santa reading Christmas shirt pairs a retro holiday illustration with the sassy line “As If You Could Out Read Me.” It’s the perfect bookish Christmas tee for book lovers, bookworms, and anyone whose holiday plans involve a blanket and a good book.

The Design

• Vintage-style Santa reading by the fire with a plaid blanket, stacked books, and a snowflake cocoa mug
• Distressed, retro-print look with gold sparkle accents
• Funny reader slogan: “As If You Could Out Read Me”

Why You’ll Love This Comfort Colors Tee

• Comfort Colors heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in, vintage-wash feel
  
• Printed with DTG (direct-to-garment) for a soft, durable print

Perfect For

• Book lovers, bookworms, and bookish friends or family
• Book club holiday parties and cozy reading nights
• Christmas gifts for readers, librarians, teachers

Follow these care tips, and your shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Flip your t-shirts inside out before washing and drying. It might seem small, but it makes a big difference!
2. Choose gentle detergents and opt for low temperatures.
3. Don't overdo the spinning. Too much spinning can wear out your shirts faster.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever you can. If you must use the dryer, avoid heavy items like winter coats and blankets.
5. When ironing, flip your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Sometimes, designs and irons don't mix well.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders over $79.

Every piece is printed for you after you order. Most orders ship within 2 to 7 business days, and delivery within the United States typically takes 2 to 8 business days after that (about 5 to 14 business days in total).

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If anything arrives damaged, faulty, or goes astray in the post, we'll sort a replacement or a refund with no fuss. Email us at admin@fictionfits.com within 30 days of it arriving, with your order number and a photo, and we'll take it from there.

There's nothing to pay and nothing to post back. Each piece is printed just for you, so a returned one can't go back on the shelf.

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